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Shaun Mason ([personal profile] irwins) wrote2019-05-06 11:10 pm
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Beeeeeeep.

[Yes he said beep. Then there's also an actual beep. Thorough!]
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group text; Rebecca Atherton, Georgia Mason, Shaun Mason

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Becks went out in the biggest blaze of glory she could possibly go out in-- how many people can say they not only busted a giant government secret wide open, but also blew up The White House in the process? She's pretty sure she may be the only one. And she's okay with having that on her hands. People deserved the truth, and she left it in the most capable pair of hands she could: The Masons. She had no doubt that they would do what needed to be done after her sacrifice. It was the kind of thing that made her death worth everything.

And then she woke up again.

In some weird military base, which, all things considered did not do anything to settle her. She listened to their very obviously practiced and tired spiel about where she was and why she was there. She read every inch of the file they handed her, which contained a lot of information about her they probably shouldn't have, and detailed....superpowers that sounded straight out of one of Buffy's beloved ancient relic films.

She bought exactly none of it, but she let them believe that maybe, just maybe, she would play along with their little game. So, she was escorted to the new house assigned to her. Once she settled in her room (which mostly consisted of shutting the door and flopping on the bed at the moment), she immediately rushed into Research Mode. She wasn't always an Irwin, after all, and every now and then, her Newsie roots showed. A little mucking about on the network that seemed so easily accessible from the phone she was given changed. Everything.

She opens up a text message and types in two names: Shaun Mason and Georgia Mason and after a quick message is tapped out, she immediately hits send.]


On a scale of 1 to absolute trainwreck: What level of Absolutely Fucked are we?

[A beat passes and she adds:]

Surprise. It's Becks.
insincerecharm: (You know you wanna)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's no doubt you're who you say you are.
Only Shaun Mason could give an answer and still manage to make it the least helpful possible thing on the planet.


[Don't worry, Shaun. She's glad to see you too.
Or... text you. Whatever.]


4.7 feels low on the scale, all things considered.

[What things? Who knows. She's a little confused about how well he's taking her, like, existing at all.]
insincerecharm: (Seriously guys?)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Don't act like I'm some screaming tween fan of yours, Mason.

So monsters...but...simple monsters?
Not sure if improvement or disappointment.
Thoughts?

It's really good to see-text-whatever you, too, Shaun.
She...?


[Don't cut yourself off in TEXTS, Shaun, what is wrong with you? (A lot. The answer is a lot).]

Heropa. #3.
I don't know anybody I'm bunked with, it's weird.

I mean.
Not that I expect to know people from apparently a whole different UNIVERSE than the one I was from?
I'm still real confused about everything here. It's. uh. It's wild. Is it real? Is it a weird AfterLife?
insincerecharm: (Surrounded by idiots)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay a world without zombies is just WEIRD. Zombies for a day and without anyone being turned is just laughable. Were they even real zombies?

[That last text though... she squints and considers his words and-- oh. Oh, fuck , does he even know she's dead? Shiiiit.]

Okay... I don't know my way around but I can probably find you guys?

Unless you wanna make this super convenient for me and come to me.
insincerecharm: (Seriously guys?)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-16 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Soggy-cereal offbrand zombies sound pathetic, glad I missed it.

[Nothing to see here, sir. Nope. She may be regretting that comment now, because she really would have rather eased him-- both of them, really-- into that idea a bit more than something quite so glib.]

All right, I'll be here. #3.
choosetruth: (we will not obey!)

[personal profile] choosetruth 2019-08-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Becks.

[In comes Georgia being relatively reserved, as always. She's glad to see a familiar name, though.]

We've been unceremoniously dumped into a dimension of superheroes, and there are supervillains that may be trying to destroy reality as we know it. But there are no zombies, for the most part, so that's an upside. To most people.

[HI SHAUN. SHE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU. FROM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.]
insincerecharm: (Surrounded by idiots)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-09 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Georgia.

Oh, is that all?
Good to know it's just a Tuesday.
...is it Tuesday? What day is it, Georgia?
choosetruth: (thinking)

[personal profile] choosetruth 2019-08-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's Friday. August 9. In the year 2019.

[That's the weirdest part. They should be toddlers.]
insincerecharm: (I'm done with your shit Shaun)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
2019???
What the FUCK?
choosetruth: (yeah nitwit that ain’t news no more!)

[personal profile] choosetruth 2019-08-19 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
That was my reaction.

We're on our way now. We'll get you up to speed when we arrive.
insincerecharm: (Half-ignoring you)

[personal profile] insincerecharm 2019-08-20 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
All right, thanks, Georgia.

[One thing she can always count on, no matter which version of her she is, is Georgia Mason being a deliverer of all things truth. No matter how brutal it may be.]